Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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