Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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