The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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