fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dignity is for republicans.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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