Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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