There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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