ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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