So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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