Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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