everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The power of my boobs compel you
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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