Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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