Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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