she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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