Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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