why didn't you poke me back
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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