i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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