i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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