I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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