and i looked up. we had an audience...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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