Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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