The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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