I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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