I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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