she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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