should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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