Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I can't turn off my feet"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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