I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
