i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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