So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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