I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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