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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?

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  wait... oh

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• (516): View more from New York

  Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"

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• (210): View more from Texas

  After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth

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• (714): View more from California

  Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Didn't you used to babysit him?

  (607): View more from New York

  18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon

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• (714): View more from California

  That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.

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• (530): View more from California

  I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...

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  Marry him.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  can we drink soon

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  I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.

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