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(912): View more from Georgia

your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"

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(512): View more from Texas

We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.

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(347): View more from New York

He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.

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(514): View more from Quebec

We had to coat check the pizza.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP

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(845): View more from New York

Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen

(845): View more from New York

That would be so convenient

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(619): View more from California

you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I brought my porn computer to class by accident

(213): View more from California

How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?

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