Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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