How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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