I think I am morally bankrupt
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
