i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you inspire me to be a worse person
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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