Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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