question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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