I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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