whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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