normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
