people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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