Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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