How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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