Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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