Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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