How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Randomize
