"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
