i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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