S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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