Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
